Post any riddles and Jokes here for the community to have fun with!
I will start:
What is brown and sticky?
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Post any riddles and Jokes here for the community to have fun with!
I will start:
What is brown and sticky?
A stick? :D
What has a neck but no head?
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A bottle ?
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A murderer is condemned to death, he has to choose between three rooms the first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him
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The second Room ?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAG RAZ
BE A VICTIM OR BE ON OUR ROSTER
The third room as the lions will be dead after not eating for 3 years lol :)
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Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.
Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.
You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)
Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ?
Assuming all switches begin in the off position, turn on the first switch. Leave it on for five minutes, then touch it with your hand. If it is warm, then that is the switch. If it is not, then you must do the same for the middle switch. If neither are warm after the five minutes, then it is the last switch.
I am not a pool, tree, slave, a website, or a shirt. What am I?
-Kid
Fucken shit lolQuote:
Originally Posted by CAG RAZ
Good One .
And I thought really hard about this two lol
Damn I fell Blond :)
BE A VICTIM OR BE ON OUR ROSTER
something else?
room 3 because if they aint ate in 3 years then they have to be dead unless there zombies lol
Lol sorry bro patron had it firstQuote:
Originally Posted by breaksk81
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Imma rephrase my last riddle:
Im not a pool, but I have a cover. Im not a tree, but I have leaves. Im not a slave, but Im bound. Im not a website, but I have pages. Im not a shirt, but I have fabric. What am I?
A book
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Who do you call a man floating face down in the water?
A straight guy walkin around the city on a summer day stumbles into a gay bar. The guy tells him self nobody knoz me here ill just go to the bar get a beer drink it and then leave. Bar tender sayz what will u have. The guy says a beer. Ok the bar tender sayz but we have a rule here u have to tell me the name of ur penis before u get the beer.The guy sayz i dont think i can do that. The bar tender sayz itz eazy. You see that guy we call him nike just do it and u see him we call him timex takes a licking an keeps on ticking. The man sayz let me think on it. So he thinkz for a few callz the bar tender over. Bar tender sayz have u thought of a name yet. The guy sayz yeah i call my secret. The bar tender said y do u call it that? The man sayz cuz itz strong enough for a man but itz made for a woman.lol
from the dark waterz