Gta 5 funnies.

**DEF4LT515** · October 5th, 2013

I wanna hear some of your funny, stupid, outrageous, awesome stories from gta 5 online.

Ill start off with one of my own.

So one of those exotic car missions popped up on the minimap. the one where you have to grab the high end car and deliver it to simion. well someone had gotten to it first, since I was over by the airport and the car was way up by trevors airfield. so I fiqured fuck it I'll follow this guy once I find him and take the car. I started driving towards the green car icon, and kept driving for awhile. finally he speeds past me. followed him all the way to the drop down by the docks. he pulls up to the garage and runs into the door making it close. I get out of my futo, pop him in the head and take the car. lol. had to lose the cops first, and then he respawns near me and is just running on foot after me. turned that car in made a quick $9000, and booked it out of the docks. he must've followed me for a good 15min. after that. lol

**Randuken** · October 5th, 2013

Ok so it's 6 of us doing a mission for Lester the one where you get a plane. I grab another plane to follow them. I'm over here thinking I'm a big shot so I do some tricks turns out I ended up falling into the ocean .... I had swim all the way back ...

Or how bout i test drive my Audi R8 and I go to the clothing store some idiot planted a c4 and then I died. Apparently that guy had Audi that he'd found later so I proceeded to steal his car kill him and destroy his car and then drive by him in my new Audi that my insurance company gave me oh and he had pay the 1000 dollars !

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**CAG CheechDogg** · October 5th, 2013

Some funny shit there you guys, I have seen Stewie do some funny shit too, robbing a fucking liquor store, gets out and gets in a car and gets shot from some guy who was waiting for him to finish with the robbery ....bahahh !

**DEF4LT515** · October 6th, 2013

yea cheech, stewie and a bunch of us last night doing the steal the titan mission and stewie went to get some ice cream or something. In the mean time, we all died and stewie's player is still at the beginning. He gets back and starts using the jerk over and over again making it look like his player is jacking himself in an alley lol. we all kept saying to just go kill himself so we can restart the mission. So he uses the bird action lol. Eventually he went and got himself hit by like 5 cars but it was hilarious.